BREAKING: Sydney Sweeney Is Selling Soap Made From Her Own Bathwater With A Limited Edition Stock
Somewhere Meek Phil, KD, & the rest of the internet weeps, tears of JOY. And who knows what else. But you really gotta tip your cap to Sydney Sweeney for fully leaning into whatever the hell this buffet of bits is. Her bathtub commercial for the ol' Squatch went mega viral last year and for good reason, but this is next level shit.
At the end of the day, people love hot sexy things soaking in water, tale as old as time!
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Generally I know we have a NO FREE ADS policy here but when it comes to #pageviews & #CANNONS, concessions have to be made. If you're still reading these words by this point, I'll be sure to mail you a kudos bar. But we both know any remaining paragraphs are meaningless. So let's wrap this shit up.
Salute to you Sydney Sweeney, thank YOU for making the world a cleaner & better smelling place. Mark your calendars for 6/6 if you want to snag a bar. Fully expecting World War III to break out that morning. Stay strong out there soldiers.
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