Belated Congrats To Sydney Thomas Graduating Alabama Top Of Her Class In Only 3 Years! Now Onto Solving World Hunger With Livvy Dunne
Helluva year for Alabama's own Sydney Thomas! She went mega viral overnight at the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight and never looked back once. Not only racking up pageviews at a level not seen since Kate Upton randomly did The Dougie but also graduating in just 3 years on campus.
Truly a dual threat brains & beauty combo that will undoubtedly have the internet shaking in its boots for the next half century, maybe longer depending on advances in modern science and her high level income. It's not crazy to think she could live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia!
But regardless, if anyone can solve world hunger AND cure cancer, it's our girl Syd.
It's been quite the meteoric rise for her but also not totally out of thin air either. Alabama isn't a perennial D1 national title contender for no reason, their farm system remains the strongest in the SEC.
Please don't show this to RGIII.
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POWERHOUSE. And gotta imagine that championship pedigree will continue to follow her wherever she goes next. Of course the haters & losers of which there are many will say she's just a pretty face with no personality but clearly they haven't been been paying attention to what she posts outside of Instagram pics.
Choose love, ONE time. AND ROLL DAMN TIDE.
The craziest part of all might be that she's already successfully crossed party lines and become BFF's with LSU's very own Livvy Dunne. Rival schools with that much history of hate coming together to possibly solve ALL of the world's problems?
That's special. They are far beyond factor-backs.
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So cheers to the next era coming for Sydney, may the internet odds ever be in your favor. I'm guessing this won't be the last time we see her grace Barstool Sports dot com. And for that, you should be thankful.
I will add one last thing though, I totally disagree with this dude below. If this is actually Syd's new boyfriend, there's hope for us all. Give em hell out there Queen!