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Timberwolves Fans Showered Red Panda With Deafening MVP Chants After She Once Again Stole The Show During Halftime Of Game 5

I know that SGA vs. Jokic has been the most debated battle of MVP candidates this year as they square off on the other side of the Western Conference playoff bracket. However I appreciate T'Wolves fans giving love to someone that has been dominating their craft longer and you can argue better since before either of them were even born.

While those other two greats have accomplished fame and fortune by coming to America to put a ball through a hoop, Red Panda did so by stacking bowls like W's on her head while riding a fucking heightened unicycle. Say what you want about SGA logging one of the greatest guard seasons in recent memory on a 68 win team or The Joker registering what is one of the best overall offensive seasons with box scores that can legitimately break your brain. But neither of them can dream of doing what Red Panda does, while I guarantee she can put the ball in the basket, even if it may take a screen or 10 for her to see enough day light to get a shot up. 

If life were fair, Red Panda would be the one with the same AT&T ad every fucking commercial break and a stable of horses at home. Instead, she'll have to settle for basketball immortality amongst true ball knowers, MVP chants at a Timberwolves playoff games that rang louder than anything Anthony Edwards has ever heard, and hopefully a bid into the Basketball Hall of Fame.