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I Love Everything About How This Guy Drives

Cannot stress how much I love this. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE. Expressway entrance and exit ramps are the most volatile section of the road. Everyone is coming and going, everyone is jostling for position, and everyone ... I mean EVERYONE thinks their time is more valuable then yours. It's infuriating to watch someone try to "dick in" as my best friend's father would say when driving us. They ride up on the shoulder and cut into a lane at the last second, or ride the middle lane and then cut across or dick in at the last second on the small triangle there. INFURIATING. Everyone does it, they don't even give a wave of courtesy or come hat in hand, like hey I fucked up can you let me in. Nope just bend you over and try to fuck you. Infuriating.

Now there's two types on people in this situation. Those who actively try to prevent the fucking like me and this guy, or the people who willingly take their fucking and let someone dick in right in front of them. The former of the two are those who have self pride, those who stand up for what's right, those who enforce the rules, the latter are pussies. I know me and this guy may be crazy, but I just cannot sleep at night if I let someone cut in front of me knowing they think their time is more valuable then mine. Cannot let you do it. Drives me insane. I absolutely love this guy's "hold the line". He was perfect in his execution of blocking this guy from dicking him, but it's almost just as bad if he dicks the guy in front of you. You have to work together as a team, or pray everyone has the same self pride as you do. HOLD THE LINE !!!