DUUUUVAL: The Jags Put Out A Video With Sabrina Carpenter In Different *Ahem* Positions To Announce Their Home Opponents
I know the whole NFL schedule reveal is pretty over the top. It's also absurd that we get leaks about a game at a time and then you have to do the math to remember what part of the calendar like week 9 is. We also get all the videos with teams trying to be funny, go different ways, use something to draw attention to their schedule.
You may think the Jags only did the routine bit:
Or the popcorn bit:
And that would be true, at least on Twitter. I say that because over on TikTok they decided to put out a different kind of schedule video. And I had to check no less than 12 times to make sure this was the real Jaguars TikTok account, was shocked to find out it was. One that only shows their home opponents and decided to use Sabrina Carpenter in different positions to describe them:
I saw some people saying this was based on the color she was wearing and the team colors. Yeah, okay, and I'm bald because I enjoy shaving my head every single day. Plus, the colors don't match up with every single opponent. The Jets don't wear purple and the Titans don't wear yellow. I also saw a theory that each position is supposed to look like the other team's logo at some point. Doesn't really check out. Remember, this is Sabrina Carpener's move in concerts:
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I never thought we'd get to the point where NFL teams are comparing other NFL teams to possible sex positions, but it's great content. There's a reason I'll throw in a Giusy Meloni blog from time to time. There's a reason SI Swimsuit still is around. There's a reason the Greenie tab exists at the top of his website. Sex sells. You throw in football and Sabrina Carpenter in positions and it's one of the easier pageview cheat codes out there.
This is a new era in Jacksonville. You got Liam Coen, you got a new GM, you traded up to get Travis Hunter. Now they are doing TikTok only releases with Sabrina Carpenter. Sure. Hit it, Liam.