Jaylen Brown Squeezed Josh Hart's Penis During Game 5 And It Was Just As Weird As It Sounds

Reigning Finals MVP Jaylen Brown, pictured above with his friend, P. Diddy had a lot of pressure on him in Game 5. Without Jayson Tatum, he'd have to shoulder the load for the Celtics and he certainly made a weird decision in the 3rd Quarter when a skirmish broke out between him and Josh Hart.

At first it looked like the two got tangled up and were just pushing each other, but then you see that Brown seemed to intentionally grab Hart's package.

Brown was assessed a personal foul and technical foul. Hart was given a technical foul as well for the shove. 

As a guy who has played basketball for most of his life, this is just an insane move. I still remember Chris Paul punched Julius Hodge in the balls when they were at Wake Forest and NC State respectively and I never really forgave him for that in my mind. CP3 was always Cock Punch 3 in my book. Now about 20 years later we have Jerkin Brown for the Celtics. And there is no way in the world even the most biased Celtics fan can say this isn't strange. Josh Hart's wife sure thinks it's weird.

And since I am known for my extremely objective takes. Celtics fans are pointing to Jalen Brunson elbowing Jerkin Brown in the stomach/groin area earlier. However, that looks much more like a basketball, inadvertent, maybe elbow to get you off of me, not use my hands with fingers and grab your penis.

Just a very odd move I will certainly never forget. See you Friday in MSG you perv!