Watch This Car Blast a Girl Through The Side of a Dollar Tree Like The Kool-Aid Man (Girl Miraculously Walks Away Completely Unscathed)

John Rich5/14/2025 4:10 PM

That's really one of the more miraculous videos I've seen. Adrenaline is a hell of a drug. You'd really think slamming your opponent through the side of a Dollar Tree with your Honda Civic would be a surefire finishing move. Not even close. Imagine this attempted murderer's surprise when moments later, the girl who was just a second ago stuck in the grill of his vehicle is now standing on two feet ready to throw hands about it.

I've seen people more phased by a bee sting, a stubbed toe, bumping their head on a freezer door, taking too quick of a step towards a basketball in the final minutes of an Eastern Conference Semi-Final, a stiff breeze, anything. Almost all things phase the average person more than this 15-year old girl was phased by being rammed through side of a strip mall. Her friends didn't even check on her. I mean, they had her back. I'm sure they gave her a quick "You good?" glance, just to confirm she was perfectly fine before they went on to fighting the guy who just attempted to murder her. But they treated their friend being Kool-Aid Manned through a store wall like it was just your typical Mother's Day afternoon bargain shopping dust up. Color me impressed.

I always think about the store employees in situations like this. I've worked jobs like that before. Jobs where you're literally just punching the clock and counting down the minutes until your shift ends. As crazy as that situation was, I guarantee you the first thing through those employee's minds when that car came driving through the front door was, "Hopefully this mean I can go home early"

At a certain point I'm sure it will result in more work for the Dollar Store employees. But maybe for just that day... if the cops come in and want to take control of the situation... or maybe the emergency construction crew comes to patch up the wall... clearly I have no clue what the nexts steps would be... I'm sure those employees didn't either... maybe they'll want to clear to the place out? Maybe I'll get a couple hours of my Sunday afternoon back? I know that's the first place my mind would go. What does this mean for my shitty work schedule? Worse case scenario, even if it inevitably means more work, at least work will be a little bit different for the next week or so.

Videos of cars crashing through storefronts are the best. They get me every time. It's just so hilariously destructive. So beyond inexcusable. It's something out of cartoon.

And they always make me think about one of my favorite Barstool Sports stories. When an old woman drove into the side of the Barstool Sports' Milton office. Then three months later, the same old woman drove into the Milton office again.