Happy 10 Year Anniversary To "The Brady 4", Here's The Recap + Best Moments From Getting Put In JAIL For Tom Brady
May 12th, 2015.. a day which will live in infamy and echo into eternity. The day that NFL & Barstool Sports history changed FOREVER.
Enter... THE BRADY 4.
If you don't know the story by now, catch up above. It's still remains as my #1 proof that we are indeed living in a simulation.
And I've always wondered... without Roger Goodell being an all-time tyrannical cunt about Deflategate, and the subsequent baseless suspension on TB12, does Barstool still reach this level of success by 2025? The internet was a very different place in 2015 and so was our standing amongst national eyeballs. Barstool was doing good but this sit-in protest at NFL HQ showed all of America that this company could be GREAT.
Not only did it increase awareness about us but also proved to the Patriots & Kraft family that Dave Portnoy was a trustworthy man. Not just a fearless leader but someone who would defend the wall no matter what. A man who die for the Elvis logo if asked. An alpha male who was clearly hardworking, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
And literally the only media member/human in the world brave enough to stand up to Goodell & his bitch ass goons like Mike Kensil.
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The Brady 4 may not have gotten TB12's suspension reduced but their aura remained around the Tom & the team for the rest of his career. Do you really think the Patriots would've had the will to come back from 28-3 against the Falcons without knowing fans like The Brady 4 were out there rooting for them?
Child please!
Honestly I've always thought it was kinda unfair Dave Portnoy & the boys didn't get a ring for that Super Bowl but ultimately, it's the thought that counts really.
And brother, EVERYONE involved in the Patriots organization has made it clear The Brady 4 made a HUGE impact.
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Only in America! ONLY AT BARSTOOL SPORTS!!!
Pretty cool to see that some random eyeblack, hastily homemade signs, TB12 jerseys, and a giant load of chutzpah can influence destiny on such a spectacular scale.
And of course the #content that came out of their night in jail was A++ as well.
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE BOYS.
The wall was defended, Super Bowls were won, and Barstool Sports got an inflated nano-tech super boost to the moon. Everybody won.
Unless you're Roger Goodell of course. He basically got swirlied for years in a very public way. Deservedly so. Prick.
What a world indeed! Long live The Brady 4, long live TB12. Greatest football player of all-time and argument could be made he's the greatest athlete ever too, 40 times be damned.
Either way, what a helluva ride it's been. Here's to another decade of celebrating the little guy taking down tyrants. Tale as old as time. Also Mike Kensil, you are STILL a bitch.