Embrace Debate - Were The French President, German Chancellor, and UK Prime Minister Having A Meeting Around A Bag Of Cocaine Or Is The Internet Just Being The Internet Again?

This was burning up twitter last night, and frankly, I can't tell if these guys were riding the white horse, or not? 

Partly because I can't see anybody as smart as these guys being dumb enough to leave drugs out on the table in public, never mind, with media and cameras all aboard the same exact train you're on. 

But also because I'm an absolute moron when it comes to this stuff.

I've never done coke in my life, (or any uppers for that matter, due to my heart condition), and although I've seen plenty of it, I haven't the slightest idea if that was really a little coke spoon and a giant bag of grade-A, 100% pure Colombian cocaine ladies and gentlemen. Disco shit.

OR...

Was it really just a crumpled-up napkin and an olive spear?

I honestly can't tell. And neither answer would surprise me if we're being honest. I personally also couldn't give a fuck.

I kind of just wanted a reason to blog this- 

and this.