Tyrese Haliburton Keeps Winning: The NBA WILL NOT Fine Him For The Big Balls Celly After His Game Winning Shot
Somewhere Sam Cassell is smiling, and Tyrese Haliburton can rest easy knowing his massive wallet won't be getting any lighter for juggling his massive stones at center court in celebration of his game winner in Game 2. Sure, the $15,000 fine would have been well worth the celly for the $250 million max man, but I'm glad the NBA hasn't completely become the No Fun League. Maybe Adam Silver can just green light all celebrations during the playoffs? I'd love to see some throat slashing motions out of Ant Edwards, and I'm sure Ja Morant would have planned out some GREAT original warfare celebrations.
I'm glad Haliburton FINALLY busted out a big celebration for a big moment, and I feel like he did it because he felt pressure from the Pacers fan base. After Haliburton's regular season 4 point game winner vs the Bucks in his Degeneration X shoes, everyone was low key pissed he missed the opportunity to throw a SUCK IT right in Giannis' face. You think Triple HHH wouldn't throw Tyrese a couple of grand for rocking out in DX shoes on primetime television? Hell, I'd throw in a few dollars for the GoFundMe if the fine is that big a problem.
The Big Balls Celly made the Haliburton game winner even more memorable than it already was, so I'm glad he did it. Sure, I bet a hand full of kids watching had to ask what that was, and fathers had to have a talk with their kid about how Tyrese Haliburton has a scrotum filled with nuts the size of globes, but that's a conversation America should be having anyway. If not now, that convo will had to be had when Haliburton has his next clutch moment.
P.S. That Korean play call of the 4 point play goes hard, this was my first time hearing it Korean, but definitely won't be the last. I'll probably watch that 100 more times.