Would You Date A 10/10 Girl That Constantly Has Poop Breath?

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A horny debate popped up on The Yak today, so naturally they called in the horniest dude in the office to settle it. Surprise, surprise, it's me.

The question was: would you date a 10/10 girl who constantly has poop breath? Honestly, I don’t think I’m taking some moral high ground by saying no. I’d much rather date an 8/10 with fresh breath than a certified dime who smells like she gargles my toilet water after I eat Chipotle.

Think about it- she’s an absolute rocket. Perfect face, fat rack, flat stomach, dump truck ass, and immaculate toes. Every mans dream. But then she opens her mouth, and suddenly you’re fighting for your life not to dry heave? No thanks, I’m straight. And if her breath is that bad in the middle of the day, just imagine what it smells like first thing in the morning. Midday breath would be straight up solid poop, but that morning breath? That's liquid diarrhea. There is no universe where I could deal with that every single day. Love is strong, but it’s not that strong.

However, and this is a BIG however, I would 1000% thug it out for a one night stand. No hesitation. I’ve hooked up with girls who had some HORRIBLE breath before, and I’m sure I’ve dished it out too after 12 tequila shots. You power through it. My 10/10 is Megan Fox, and if Megan Fox came to me for a one-night stand, I’d push through that poop breath like a hot knife through butter. No questions asked.

So yeah, a 10/10 with poop breath? She can get it for a night. But a relationship? Nah. That’s a lifetime of trauma my nose just isn’t built for. And my nose has seen some shit.