Fuck The 100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla Argument, Who Do You Got In The 1 Pedro Martinez vs. 100 Don Zimmers Debate?

This has been going around the interwebs the past few days, and I didn't give it any thought really until my buddy Magee sent this on my friends text thread. 

It's plenty apparent that I am fuckin out on A.I.

I think and fear that it's the ruin of civilization. Created by ourselves. The sweet, sweet irony. But yah, I think it blows and everything that comes from it sucks. 

Except for this. 

I had no idea it was capable of producing images like this. 

So long-winded intro out of the way, who do you got in this hypothetical matchup? 

Pedro?

Or ONE HUNDRED Don Zimmers?

I would love to see the comments on this, and the reasoning behind it, so please show your math. 

I personally don't think it would be close. Pedro wins easily.

I'm serious. 

Watch this video of the textbook technique displayed by Pedro and tell me differently. 

First, he grabbed his bald baby head firmly, with both hands, positioned perfectly upon both temples, then sidestepped and heaved. 

And look at that follow-through. 

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You can't teach that. 

I don't see how this is even a contest. I think it would be like the JV squad of zombies running headstrong into Jon Snow. He'd make light work out of them.

But a friend of mine, Cal, thought I was crazy. And he made a pretty decent case. 

I see this being no-contest one way, but others see it the opposite. Interested to hear how our faithful comment section sees it playing out. 

p.s. - what do you think Karim Garcia is up to these days?