Reset The Counter: Golfer Michael Kim Claims Someone Shit Their Pants During RBC Heritage, Left The Underwear In A Porta Potty On The Course

Michael Kim has become one of the more entertaining golfers on social media. He'll tell stories, give you some look at what pros are doing on a regular basis. It's entertaining from a sport that doesn't offer a ton. You don't get these guys talking as freely as much as others. Kim has kinda taken that upon himself and really started getting attention by tweeting out daily diaries while at The Masters. 

But this? This is why we need a Michael Kim around. He gives us the insight of a player or a caddie shitting their pants during round 1 of RBC Heritage. Remember, RBC Heritage is a limited field. There were only 70 golfers out there, so we're picking 1 out of 140. He should have at least told us if it was a caddie or a player. Both have been brand ambassadors to underwear brands. 

Also can't blame them for shitting at RBC Heritage. That's one of the tournaments that is basically begging you to shit your pants. You go from The Masters to Hilton Head. You're eating a bunch of pimento cheese and seafood, you get the sun beating on you out there. Next thing you know the bubble guts start and you're stuck out there either carrying clubs or trying to hit some tiny greens at Harbour Town. Gotta give us some more clues here, because, this is the golf story we need. Everyone can relate to a man who shit his pants on the course. You ever get stuck playing an early round and the hangover combined with coffee starts hitting in a bad spot? You're just praying for a bathroom and start looking around in case of emergency. 

Only thing I'll say is you can't shit your pants on day 1 of the Tournament. That's gotta be a moving day type shit. That's where everything gets a little more serious and you're fighting to give yourself a chance to win on Sunday. I at least assume this was a Thursday morning shit, can't be a practice round on Wednesday and left there. No one shits themselves during a practice round.