I Can’t Get Enough Of This Italian Dad Negotiating Jetski Prices On Vacation

“I don’t want no discumpancy” … Unreal quote ! 

I saw this on my reels and immediately text Clem and said I know this is about a month old but it had to be blogged. 

Just so fucking perfect it’s amazing. The guy opening with “this is what we’re doing, if you want it you take it if you don’t we walk away” is how you open up a negotiation as an Italian. Assert dominance and put a line in the sand. Maybe this is a regional thing since this is textbook of like 50 of my friends fathers but I was craving up the entire time. 

It’s literally against his core values to pay full price when he can get a deal. He went in knowing if he pays full price he’s a shame to his wife and his family. He HAD to get a deal. And credit to him he came out on top … I assume. If he didn’t this would be the most depressing ending to a video since they rigged the carpet to not let my ball drop in Surviving. Fuck that, I know he got this deal. This video doesn’t see the light of day if he doesn’t get that deal. You know he probably showed this to everyone he knows as a badge of honor. “They wanted me to pay full price … fuckkkouttahere fughedaboutit !!!!” 

Final note … when he shows the money and says that’s all I have. Just a textbook bluff. Like should be in the dictionary next to the definition. TEXTBOOK. You think this guy has all his cash on display when he’s negotiating a deal ? No chance. He left 1000’s in his wife’s bag so he couldn’t show his hand. It’s in the instructional manual for Italians when they do negotiations. Italians pack cash like there’s going to be a run on the bank when they go down the block for a carton of milk, you think he brought his entire family on a vacation and didn’t bring WADS of cash? No chance. 

All around just a legit perfect niche video. Odds are -125 he’s from Staten Island. Odds are -4500 he works in construction.