REPORT: Belichick's Girlfriend "Forced Her Way Into His Dunkin Donuts Super Bowl Commercial"
Pro Football Talk - Remember the Dunkin’ commercial that debuted during the Super Bowl? Belichick’s girlfriend was in it, standing next to him while behind Ben and Casey Affleck. Per the report, Hudson wasn’t supposed to be on camera.
Jordon Hudson “forced her way in . . . but Bill saw it as a way for her to get paid,” the Post reports, citing an unnamed source. “People said they’ve never seen anything like it.”
It meshes with an earlier report from Pablo Torre of Meadowlark Media, who said Hudson used her influence as his “de facto agent” to leverage an appearance in the commercial.
Another day, another tidbit in the news about Belichick being totally dominated by his 24 year old girlfriend.
Listen, I’m not even mad at Bill over this.
We’ve all done stupid shit involving women we’re caught up with that at the time doesn’t seem like a big deal, but in retrospect makes you wonder what the fuck you were thinking.
Like asking a one night stand to your sisters wedding.
This was like that, except, instead of having to explain to your future wife and kids who that random girl you’re with in the family photos in 20 years, this was a commercial during the Super Bowl seen by 100 million people.
Tomato tomáto.
Who I’m mad at is Ben Affleck.
Ben what the fuck man?
Of all the people in our generation who have made some really fucking bad decisions in regards to chasing pussy, you are like Socrates.
How do you witness this happening, up close and personal, and not take Bill aside and coach him up a little?
Or at least put the kabosh on this girl inserting herself in something iconic like that.
Belichick brought way too much joy and pride to us for 20 years to let this girl hitch her wagon to him and derail his legacy like she is.
You should be ashamed of yourself for not taking action Ben.
What we are witnessing here, is a real life Saving Silverman scenario playing out.
“Oh, you don’t want to let me oversee Hard Knocks taping Bill? You’re not allowed to go down on me for one month.”
Bill, is obviously that little American Pie cuck. “Darren”.
Jordon, is a way less hotter Amanda Peet/Judith.
And I’m going to theorize on this one, but I think Belichick’s sons, are Wayne and JD.
I know “Belichick’s daughter in law” aired Jordon out this last week, but I think we can all read between the lines on that one.
All these, “exclusives” that keep leaking to Page Six? Yah, I think that’s Steve and Brian.
I think they’re at the end of their rope here. Throwing up Hail Marys via the media to hopefully shake some sense into their old man.
But he’s just too hypnotized by the pussy.
They probably know we aren’t far off from Jordon installing a wildcat offense at UNC this season. If Bill doesn’t oblige, he loses masturbation privileges.
P.s.- Bill still has his upcoming book tour date scheduled for Tuesday at NYU with Suzy Welch and Ray Dalio. (Tickets are free.)
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Should be fireworks.