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Very Important News - Kylie Jenner Has Officially Declared Her Allegiance Towards The New York Knicks

hubbs5/03/2025 3:56 PM

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Listen, the Knicks have a war on their hands starting Monday and they need all the help they can get. Sure you're gonna have your Ben Stillers, Adam Sandlers, Emmy Rossum sand Suni Lees of the world sitting court-side, willing the team on when the series flips to New York, but we need EVERYONE.

So where does Kylie Jenner's allegiance fall in this? Yes, she's dating Knick diehard Timothee Chalamet who was forced against his own free will to sit court-side for the Lakers-Wolves game the other night. He didn't want to be there, but when your girlfriend Kylie Jenner asks to jet across the country to see the Lakers you say yes because every loving relationship involves making sacrifices.

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But now everyone's chips have to be on the table. Where do you stand, Kylie? I can't have you moping about LeBron being bounced from the playoffs in five games because Luka is out of shape, Austin Reeves actively tried to lose, and JJ Redick was too stubborn to play anyone tall against Rudy Gobert. We gotta wipe that out of your system. It's totally fine if you simply love ball and couldn't get enough of the playoffs that you had to be there for that Lakers game. But now Jack Bauer has a gun pointed at your knee begging to know if you are now a ride or die Knick fan as Boston steps in the way of our path to glory. ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!

Mike Breen voice: BANG!!!! BANG!!!!

Alright we've got Kylie on board. Now that's squared away I need her out there slapping the floor boards and screaming for defense as the team tries to stop Tatum from going nuclear. I need her in Luke Kornet's kitchen when he comes on for Porzingis. Maybe give Peyton Pritchard a little hip check if he comes near you. Leave it all out there like you normally do in your other walks of life.