The Barstool Chicago Office Gets Weird At Night
I spend a lot of time at the Barstool Chicago office at night due to my late night show, Mook Can't Sleep, and every once in a while I hear some weird shit that I cannot explain.
I'm not talking about the normal late night sounds that echo throughout this office such as Tate screaming uncontrollably because there is a mousetrap in his ass, or the caveman-like grunting sounds Nicky Smokes makes when he is pounding our co-workers. I'm talking about the little sounds at 3am that make me question if I am actually alone in the office or not (Nicky's pounding seshes only last about 27 seconds based on prior sounds I've heard so he would be way done by 3am).
The office comes alive late at night. I'm not even kidding. This is some Night At The Museum shit. I often catch the mini (not built to scale I swear) statue we have of Dave Portnoy eating pizza out of the fridge past midnight.
Last night I discovered something wild in the walk-in fridge. It was late, probably around 2:30am, and I walked down to the fridge to grab some milk for my Lucky Charms when I heard a ruckus…
The boys were just having a good time. None of my business. I will also try to capture the Dave Portnoy statue eating pizza soon but he's a fast motherfucker and not much of a talker.
In the meantime, join us tonight on YouTube for Mook Can't Sleep. We have KB, Wonton Don, and Hannah Montoya celebrating Sam Goldfinger's (new Barstool producer) graduation from college.