Sports Card Collectors Are NOT Virgins

I've had sex before, tons of it. Like a lot of fucking hot sex (with my shirt on). I've even had Chlamydia once not to brag. I also LOVE sports cards. Collecting pictures of big, jacked, athletic men (and only men) is one of my favorite hobbies of all time. 

Being a purist in the hobby is something I take pride in. I do not try to make money auctioning off the fiercest, most capable men I own on Ebay or What Not like the founding fathers before me. Instead, I grasp the cardboard in my hand and gaze at the art in front of me. I often send my men to other men to evaluate and grade their appearance on a scale of 1-10 (shoutout PSA Grading). I love this shit. 

Ripping endless packs of 2011 Bowman Chrome Baseball in hopes of pulling Bryce Harper Rookies, paying $20 for a hobby pack of SPx Basketball in 2008 to try and pull KD patch autos, and even the boom of 2018 Luka hunting in Prizm Basketball are all feelings I'll never forget. The nostalgia brought on by sports cards time travels me back to getting rejected by Riley Sadowl at Blake Rosen's 7th grade birthday party. The best of times and worst of times.

I am here to say sports cards rule. Look at what I just bought for $80. 

Absolutely insane card and it was very cheap. Some of my favorite cards in my collection I've bought for less than $30. This is me telling you to get back into the hobby you once loved. If you want to see more of my collection please watch the video below, it was very fun to share my love of cards with someone who doesn't really understand it.