A Man Threw Himself Through A Glass Window To Avoid Getting Yelled At By His Girlfriend

TMZ - A man in China has been watching way too many cartoons ... 'cause he took the short exit out of what looks like an argument -- throwing himself through a window in a wild clip.

The incident went down in the Yuhua District of Changsha City, Hunan Province early this month ... with cameras capturing a man and woman who look like they're having a heated discussion.

There's no audio, so we can't tell exactly what they're saying ... but, clearly this dude thinks better of continuing their tête-à-tête and hurls himself into the window.

He doesn't do any damage to the glad the first time, and she tries to stop him ... but, if at first you don't succeed -- back up and run even faster at it, just like this dude!

He crashes through the window on the second attempt ... and a different camera across the street captured him rolling to a stop on the sidewalk before dashing off into the night.

This footage was making the rounds this weekend. And it's pretty good. 

This dude tries to jump through the window, misses, and then, reloads and runs faster a second time. 

Like a human missile, crashing through the glass, rolling onto the sidewalk, and then sprinting off like his girlfriend had was a bounty hunter.

there was a door right there. Just a few feet away. But, nah, screw the door, man. That's for normal people. This guy’s got drama to escape, and what better way than to slam into a window like you’re trying to break out of an evil lair? 

That’s commitment right there. He didn’t even give her the satisfaction of saying bye after he busted through either. He wanted her to watch him destroy himself. To really drive home the point that men would rather physically harm themselves, than walk through the wide open door 2 feet away rather than stand there and get bitched at. 

(Sidebar - Doesn't matter if they're your wife, your girlfriend, your mom, your sister, your boss, or a coworker. If your ass is in the jackpot in your relationship, God have mercy on your soul. And clear your calendar. Because you're not going to hear about it just once. It needs to be repeated to you, on loop, for at least 30 minutes. You need to know that its the principle of the whole thing. Don't bother saying sorry right away, because it only proves to her that you're not. And that now she needs to spell it out for you, several times, just what you did to get in the doghouse, why she's so hurt/upset, and then a few twists of the knife for good measure. You're better off saving the "I'm sorry" for after they've tired themselves out a little bit, and calmed down. Like clockwork.)

Laugh it up at this guy, and call him a moron. But we've all been this guy before. The level of commitment to avoid a fight- he literally dove through a paned-glass window to escape her. That’s a commitment most of us wouldn’t give. So I ask that you join me in saluting this guy.