Stathole Sports ETF® Shareholder Update - We Are Making A HUGE Position Allocation In the NFL Draft

Stathole4/24/2025 10:40 PM

Dear Stathole Sports ETF® shareholders,

I'm writing all of you for this special announcement regarding the position allocation of this EFT. Or is it ETF? I think it's ETF - whatever.

We are making a big move for today's NFL Draft and I trust you all have my support in diversifying from all the NBA Playoffs positions we've made recently. That is why I'm putting $400 (roughly 78% of the fake ETF fund) on the above 4-leg parlay for the prospect of earning about $8. This is our first NFL position made which is what they would call diversification.

If you've been in on this grassroots fund, you'll be pleased to see our growth from $495 since April 15, which matched the value of the S&P 500 EFT VOO. But today, despite the market's relaxation on what Trump plans to try to do with Powell and the current vibe on tariffs, we are still beating VOO with our current strategy of betting vigorously on every NBA Playoff game:

Naysayers will say this is risky investing in which any one of these four plays could result in losing roughly 75% of the entire ETF for a measly 2% growth. While this is factually accurate, it is also entirely possible. But sometimes you have to make a splash to get a little attention on a new bit which I'm sure is something all you fake shareholders of this not even real EFT can understand. So long as none of these four players have been hanging around Laremy Tunsil, I can't imagine a world any of them get jumped by anyone else at their respective positions. Especially when you only count Hunter as a cornerback (which it does).

Have faith, brethren. While I can understand angry email responses prior to the draft I think by nights end you'll only be asking why I didn't bet…INVEST more.

PS. We also plan to make true on our promise to hold positions in every NBA game too. So add this to today's ticket as well.