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LeBron James Caught Faking An Injury While Peeking For A Foul Call... Serious Question Is Miss Peaches Tougher Than Your GOAT LBJ?

You hate to see it. You really do. Just a tough sequence for any LBJ Stans to defend. I'm not even trying to go full Skip Bayless and claim LeBron is a worthless fuck because he fell funny in a playoff game. The Lakers did win... LeBron did play great... But therein lies the problem. Why does the so called GREATEST player of all-time need to flop like a fish & create fake injuries to win playoff games? What happened to the good ol fashioned way? 

The one where you just bust the other teams ass, standing straight up. 

Old Testament.

If LeBron wins a 2nd title with the Lakers, his 5th overall, does that make every flop okay? Or is it already a point of no return for the haters? I'm asking a lot of questions cause I don't have a lot of answers. Poor Dr. Naismith could've never imagined his beautiful game being destroyed in such a soulless way. 

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The only thing I know for sure? This recent video footage has proven without a doubt that Miss Peaches is absolutely a tougher presence in the paint, and life, than LeBron James. Look at her recovery speed! 

She takes NO plays off. 

The greats don't stay down to pout. They get the fuck up to make the world their bitch. 

That's what Dave Portnoy did… That's what Miss Peaches does… And it's worked out pretty well so far. LeBron should take a page out of Portnoy's playbook and learn how to be an actual alpha male on this little blue marble. 

If only "King" James could make flopping look this believable. But don't hold your breath Stephen A. 

Celtics in 4. 

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