“I Didn’t Break Up With Him Because He Cheated, I Broke Up With Him Because Of Who He Is.” YIKES The Cavinder Twins Fade Carson Beck Into Bolivian During Kai Trump's UFC Vlog
“Nobody likes him! He always wanted people to stop him for a picture... We were at the bar and I’d be like very embarrassed,”
“Does he even have any friends?”
MAJOR Bo Callahan vibes coming from Miami QB1 Carson Beck. Even if you don't want to trust that major tea from Kai Trump's vlog, the warning signs have been piling up in a big way for the recent Georgia transfer.
Last month the D1 gossip circles claimed Hanna Cavinder & Beck broke up, stemming from some Snapchat shenanigans…
And the month before that, Beck got his car boosted in Miami.
ROUGH start in Dade County for QB1…
But now it turns out the alleged cheating didn't even matter! This guy just STINKS.
And sure it's a little fucked up to get flamed that publicly by your Ex, on a very watched piece of content by the PRESIDENT's granddaughter, but sometimes that's the price for being able to throw a football real good. Right over those there mountains.
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I'd like to extend Beck some sympathy here but what if he really is just a dogshit human? A narcissist so deeply wrapped up in his own bullshit, not a single teammate comes to his birthday?
As worthless as gum on a boot heel. Nose so high, he could drown in a rainstorm.
Who knows if any of that is true. But here's what I do know.
This kid has gotten his dick undeservedly sucked SO many times by now that it's impossible for me to feel bad for him. He's lived 10 lifetimes better than I ever will. So fuck them kids, I'm gonna toss some fuel on this Bolivian fire.
Who am I to argue with Twins? TWINS, Basil.
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Okay that last one wasn't a meme but it is a good reminder that the Cavinder Twins do know fashion.
We'll close out this blog with some examples below… Enjoy your NIL & NFL bags of money Carson, sorry if this blog made you sad but here's some free advice to help you back on the horse. Free of charge.
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