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Incredible 'Inside The NBA' Moment As Shaq Runs Off On Live TV As He Is About To Shit Himself

And that my friends is why Inside the NBA is the best show going for years now. That right there is exactly why a bidding war sparked across all the networks to get the rights to these four fellas. Women and children screaming in the streets all across America freaking out in unison at the thought of these guys being taken away from us. Kawhi just put on an epic showing to level the Clippers' series against the Nuggets and that has nothing to do with the best clip of the night —Shaq sprinting off the TNT set while live on air because he was about to shit himself. 

And lets be clear here, this was not him going number one. That's the biggest lie in the history of lies. You can say all you want, but we know what we saw. First of all you're not leaving a set like that because you have to pee. Second, did you see that strut out of there? My man had mere seconds left before a full Paul Pierce situation was upon us. 

We've all been in that spot one way or another. You're stuck somewhere just waiting for whatever it is to end whether it be a meeting, a class in school, a speech, a date, a ceremony. Anything where you're the spectator, you have to shit, and have no control over the thing you're at ending. It's up to you in that moment to make the call and get out of there to save yourself and everyone around you. Shaq chose to make a run for it and I respect that move. In the words of Ian Malcolm, when you gotta go, you gotta go. 

Longer clip below that shows Shaq returning: 

Incredible all around. I love that they kept the cameras rolling that whole time. The kinda stuff you gotta worry about ESPN botching next year. I just hope they let these guys do whatever they want because they will always be box office entertainment as long as they're truly unleashed. 

I'm gonna write a quick note to myself after I publish this blog that says "do not drink olive oil." Not that I was planning on doing so or had plans to start a cleanse, but if I had any inkling it stops right here.  Ripping shots of olive oil to clean out your system while you have a nightly live broadcast seems like the wrong play to me, but what do I know? Now that clip will live in infamy on that show. He will never hear the end of that moment until the day he dies. That's why they're the best. 

Hey least he didn't leave his mic on? 

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