WATCH: 80 Year Old Russian Grandmother Falls 6 Stories Onto A Car But Walks It Off Like A CHAMP
Is Russia even remotely a real place? This cartoonish fall harkens me back to the early internet days when Russians absolutely DOMINATED sites like Ebaums World. Jumping off of buildings into snow, street racing through Moscow, road rage like you wouldn't believe, wrestling bears in the woods... just constant insane shit as if it was normal.
As the kids would say, Built DIFFERENT.
So it's no doubt that crazy Russia videos are dime-a-dozen at this point. But what made this so noteworthy to me was that pure *THUD* when she hits the car roof. Hard to crack a smile if she doesn't survive that. But knowing she survived & immediately walked away?
Holy FUCK that sound is hilarious man. More pure than the crack of the bat on a summer night. Real life Looney Tunes.
If someone out there can add a slow-mo filter with "My Hero" by Foo Fighters that'd be very much appreciated. Who knows how she survived a 65 ft fall onto real steel but apparently it all went down because she was trying to clean her windows?
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(The Sun) - The owner of the Hyundai told E1.RU: "I saw her lying on my car from the window. They said it was a neighbour from the sixth floor. "I have lived in this house for 12 years, I have never seen her before, and I do not know these neighbours."
An official said in a statement: "During the investigation, it was preliminarily established that the elderly woman could have fallen out of the window due to her own carelessness.
"Victim was an idiot" is a tough way to close out an official investigation but hey that's how the news goes. Best of luck to that babushka in her recovery though. Next time, aim for the bushes ma'am. Never fails.
PS: her fall + reminder about Ebaums era content brought my brain to those remade GI Joe PSA videos. Perfect stupid internet. PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!! Goddamnit I'm old.