Sydney Sweeney Has Done The Impossible Making Tennis (And Short Skirts) Interesting
ICYMI that's Sydney Sweeney above there... She's an actress, master marketer, and a human I am very jealous of (gets to hang out with Glen Powell)
But today I'm grateful to her for doing the impossible. Changing a lifelong outlook I've had that I thought would never change. Sydney Sweeney made tennis intriguing!
Don't get me wrong, I respect the athletic ability and I see the appeal of knocking back a few Honey Deuxs in a pristine fit. But nothing about that racket world has ever sucked me in.
Until now.
Who knew retrieving the balls was the greatest part of the game? Bring on Wimbledon bruv!
There is 1 problem though… For whatever reason her IG tennis gallery doesn't load into this blog. Which means YOU will have to click into her profile for more tennis conversion therapy. I won't tell you not to but I will try to save you some time by scrolling here instead.
A sidenote before we jump in below, it's actually insane to see the number of "Shares" she gets on her IG posts. Sure she has millions of followers so it makes sense, still hard for plebeians like us to imagine the scope of being seen that much. Does make me wonder if the marble aliens from MiB are sharing Syd's thirst traps too…
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1 thing is for sure, the universe is so, SO horny. Not me, I'm just a guy looking for new sports to enjoy. But when really pondering about the data, it's kinda hard to predict who is doing most of that sharing… Is it guys to their gooner friends? Is it girls to their fashion friends? Or is the majority just people trying to feeling ANYTHING in any way possible?
Who knows, but it is,
now, ENAGE!!!
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