Bryce Underwood Looks Like He's Been Eating Good Since Michigan Paid Him $12 Million To Commit There

So our ex-coworkers / good friends Will and Taylor made their way to Ann Arbor today to do some content with the reigning 8-5 Reliaquest Bowl winners. I'm not sure what the proper move is here, but I figured I'd toss the brand account tweet as a credit and hat tip, only to be able to show a closer look at the $12 million dollar man, Bryce Underwood, and his new and not improved physique.

Yikes. When's the gender reveal, Bryce? 

Let me be very clear: this is a bipartisan jaw drop. I tweeted this photo (turned off the replies because I understand the shit storm it'll start down there) and immediately got a "is that photo real?" text from someone within Barstool looking for a potential blog. Forget that I'm a Buckeye, this is a shocking photo to anyone with eyes. And listen, I'll be the first one to point out that I'm throwing rocks inside a glass house here. You think I don't know something about getting paid and subsequently getting fat? I wrote the book on the topic. But I also am getting paid to complete the 24 free throw / 24 beer challenge one week, the 6/12/18/24 challenge another week, the FatMan Food Triathalon the next week, and sit on the couch watching sports on the days inbetween. Bryce is getting paid to be quarterback of a Division 1 football team. 

I personally think he's going to slim back down. I'm not concerned in the slightest. From watching his high school tape, he's going to get plenty of running in once we start going live in practice and in games from chasing down DBs that pick him off. But I'd be lying if I didn't say I understand Michigan* fans concerns here. Oracle Boy paid $12 million for his girlfriends school to bring in the #1 QB in the country and our first glance at him since the direct deposit hit has him looking like an Offensive Tackle.