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Emily Ratajkowski Is “Disgusted” By The All-Female Blue Origin Crew Who Went To Space On Monday And The Resources They Wasted

Go off Emrata. Go off!

For those not in tune with what's going on in the universe, Tony Gonzalez' ex Lauren Sánchez took a group of women "up into space" with her today aboard her new hubby's little rocketship toy- Blue Origin.

This is basically like offering to pay the cool kids bar tabs if they let you hang out with them. Times a million.

Pat wrote about it earlier, and Katy Perry torturing the crew with her rendition of "It's A Wonderful World".

Call me crazy, but as much as jealous as I am and how much I would kill to get to look out the window and see the blue and green of mother Earth, surrounded by the empty black void of space- something very few humans can say they've got to see with their own eyes- I'm not sure listening to one of the greatest songs of all time, performed by one of the greatest singers of all time, get crucified is worth it. 

Somewhere, Louis Armstrong is spinning in his grave.

But I digress..

This is a blog about Emily Rowengartner and her sheer and utter disgust at her fellow females for being so inconsiderate and wasteful. 

In her words, she was "disgusted". 

This wasn't girl power to say the least. 

Now just exactly whom or what Emily Rasenbagger was so outraged by wasn't clear. But it doesn't take a rocket-scientist (pun intended) to figure out that Emily Rabinbuser was NOT pleased by this little stunt Mrs. Bezos and Katy Perry dragged poor Gayle King along for. 

But who cares?

Gone are the days where you need to explain why you feel a certain way. You're disgusted? Fine. You don't need to express or explain why. Not what you're against. Nor what you're for. Just take to tiktok and vent girl. 

And the haters can hate all they want and call Emily Rullengruder out here, but even her biggest detractors can't disagree with her (quasi) points. 

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You say you care about mother Earth, but then you go up in a spaceship that's built, and paid for by a company (Blue Origin aka Amazon) that's SINGLE HANDEDLY destroying the planet? 

Think about how many resources went into putting these women into space! 

What was the marketing here?

Let's here your counter argument Johnny Cochrane. 

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Emily, if you're reading this, from those of us with brains in our heads, and hearts in our chests- THANK YOU! Thank you for taking the time out from your private flight back from Coachella, to speak for those of us without voices loud enough. 

p.s. - enjoy 

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