Tom Brady Is Still Out Here Throwing Dimes At The Ripe Age Of 47
So Tom Brady got into the baseball card business recently. (He partnered with some old friends of the program, who used to help us throw events back in the early Barstool days, the Big Night guys from Boston- shout out Ed, Randy, and Tim).
They're opening card stores, "Card Vault By Tom Brady" all around the country now, and they had a ribbon cutting ceremony this past weekend at American Dream Mall in New Jersey.
TB12, ever the teammate and dream business partner, showed up, and was launching signed footballs into the crowd.
Guy probably hasn't thrown a ball in weeks, (months?), but Costa put him on the spot, hyping up the crowd, tossed him one, and for Brady's first toss he launched one onto the third deck.
It's safe the say the old man's still got it.
I'm not even remotely joking when I say that the millisecond Drake Maye shows signs of a sophmore slump and regression this training camp, Vrabel better be picking up the phone to get this man back to Foxboro. Fuck the Raiders ownership stake- liquidate that or swap it with Davis for some P.F. Chang's equity, and let's get the team back together.
Get that kid who hauled that throw in perfectly to camp while you're at.
p.s. - that is A LOT of Pats fans in J-E-T-S country no?
p.p.s. - I still need this card more than I need air to breathe or pasta to eat