The A's Medical Cart Ran Out Of Gas As It Was Being Driven To Pick Up An Injured Player Because Of Course It Did

I was going to blog about how Major League Baseball needs to Cuncel da A's ASAmotherfuckingP because of how ridiculous all of their shit has been for years. But then I thought about it and realized a gypsy team without a permanent home or city in its name is an important part of the fabric of the old pastime as presently constituted. 

When the owners inevitably lock out the players after next season and cry poverty, you need unserious franchises like the two playing in Minor League stadiums this year along with the Marlins, who Klemmer said are wheeling out one of the worst lineups ever since he started watching the sport during the dead ball era, as proof that the sport is broken. Not because teams like the Dodgers and Mets are spending unimaginable amounts of money trying to win. But because teams like the A's have carts running out of gas as they try to transport an injured player to their clubhouse that is behind the outfield because they are playing in a Minor League stadium despite being a team in a multi billion dollar league. True bush league shit and why Gary saying "that's why they call in the Minor Leagues" was yet another perfect call by him as the grounds crew was hilariously trying to figure out how to turn the wheel to get the cart the way they wanted it to go. 

Can't wait to see what blooper comes out of Sacramento next during the reign of Manfred, who I guarantee will somehow get the A's a sponsorship with AAA after today's fuck up with the money going nowhere near improving the team or fan experience.