That's Enough Internet For Today
Every now and again, I catch myself hunched over my phone with the posture of a fucking jumbo shrimp as I am furiously 'doom-scrolling' until I find something so odd that it makes me question the future of this world.
Typically, the posts that stop me dead in my tracks are sexual in nature, and sometimes they are not sexual at all. But no matter what they are, they are always weird enough to make me wonder- Why the fuck does this even exist?
Today, that question KINDA arose when I bumped into the WONDERFUL @fantasycelebkiss on Instagram.
The handle for this account pretty much sums up the account's content…
The designer uses AI to create small GIFs of female celebrities from a handful of different eras kissing each other…
It's not gross… (except for the occasional sisters)
It's not too over the top… (except for the occasional warrior princesses)
But it's also not real…
And I should know better than to be this excited over a… WAIT!… Are those the chicks from BAYWATCH?!?!?!
I've truly had enough of the internet for today.
Take a report.
-Large
Two people you don't ever want to see kiss are me and UK food influencer Big John Fisher…
But I had him on last week's YOU GOTTA TRY THIS, and he was fantastic… Give it a watch…
TAR
-L