'I Haven't Seen Any Of The Women That Charles Barkley Was Talking About' - Nobody Is Having A Better Time In San Antonio Than Auburn's Dylan Cardwell
We know the history between Charles Barkley and San Antonio. If somehow you don't, here you go:
Not long enough, how about 45 minutes straight of it?
That's arguably the most impressive commitment to any bit that I've ever seen. But we know it by now. We also know that Charles Barkley loves Auburn more than anything else in the world. So Dylan Cardwell clearly did his history here and made sure to tie back Barkley while he's in San Antonio. But he went a different route. He made sure to let everyone know he hasn't seen any of the women Charles likes to talk about. It's a perfect pitch to get drafted (signed) by the Spurs. He even says so! It's one of the better sales pitches you'll see.
It's not just that though. Dylan Cardwell wants to hang around for free food
I love that Cardwell is just ready to backup Wemby. It's a smart career move. He's been at Auburn forever. He accepted a role of just being the defender, finish at the rim with Johni Broome being the All-American. That's the exact guy you want to be the backup to your star in the NBA.
Cardwell is doing exactly what you should do here knowing you're out of eligibility. Say whatever is on your mind, give the media good quotes because who the hell cares? Not like Pearl can punish him after the season ends. Just keep a mic in front of Cardwell until the game tomorrow. Just know that he likes walking around San Antonio, wants the Spurs to draft him, wants free food and hasn't seen any Charles Barkley-esque women in the city. Win all around so far.
