Kid Rock Has Built A Replica White House For Himself In Nashville And I Gotta Be Honest...It Kicks Ass

There's the famous scene in "Office Space" where the neighbor Lawrence gets asked what he would do with a million dollars and he says "two chicks at the same time". I feel like that character's arc just turned into the real life Kid Rock. Kid Rock has enough money to buy basically anything and live basically anywhere so he spent 20 years building himself a replica White House on a hill 7 miles from downtown Nashville where he has all the space in the world to blast cases of Bud Light with a 12 gauge and then go inside and piss into a gold toilet. That's the American Dream right there. 

This story is making the rounds in the last 24 hours on the major news outlets, but Tucker Carlson got a tour of this property last year. I think Kid Rock is just in the news because somehow he brokered a dinner between Donald Trump and Bill Maher. If you haven't seen the clip of Bill Maher talking about the invitation watch it now because his head explodes and your eyes roll to the back of your head. Kid Rock was also there and is getting a ton of shit online for what he wore to the White House. 

Harry Sisson is right. This is disrespectful. No more missiles for Kid Rock. Harry, an expert at getting people to take off their clothes after speaking online is the perfect person to confront Kid Rock on this issue. It's hard to say a guy doesn't respect the White House when he literally spent 20 years building his own though.