The Year of the Document Dump Rolls On: Argentina is Declassifiying Evidence That Hitler Survived WWII

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As the late, great Gilbert Gottfried put it when he was told Adolph Hitler hated dirty jokes, "I KNEW there was something I didn't like about that guy!" 

Well now we might have what nobody needed, which is yet another reason to hate that paper-hanging son of a bitch. Evidence that suggests he didn't do the one positive thing attributed to him, which was blowing his own brains out in a bunker under Berlin in 1945. 

In a year when we've already been told to brace ourselves for full disclosure on the assassinations of JFK, MLK, RFK, on America's UFO program and even the government's search for the Ark of the Covenant, perhaps this latest declassification effort should come as no surprise. Yet it does:

Source - Argentina is set to declassify all government-held files relating to Nazi fugitives who fled and settled in Argentina after World War II, according to reports. 

The documents will likely include Nazi-linked bank accounts and archival records detailing the use of Nazi "ratlines" which were monetary and logistic pathways Nazis used to escape justice and flee Argentina following the war.

Guillermo Alberto Francos, Argentina’s interior minister, made the announcement Tuesday, the Buenos Aires Times reported citing DNEWS.

It is estimated that up to 10,000 Nazis and other fascist war criminals escaped justice for Holocaust atrocities by fleeing to Argentina and other Latin American countries.

Notorious high-level Nazis, including Holocaust mastermind Adolph Eichmann and "angel of death" Josef Mengele, fled to the South American country, while rumors have swirled for years that former Nazi Party leader Adolf Hitler also ended up there. …

Argentinian President Javier Milei … promised officials of the Simon Wiesenthal Center his full cooperation in granting access to the documents. The center is famous for tracking down Nazis and is named after the famed Nazi hunter.

It seems as though Fox News is playing it safe by chalking Hitler's escape to Argentina as swirling "rumors." Which is their prerogative. But not everyone sees it as the stuff of mere rumors. And are anticipating nothing less than hard evidence that the old one-testicled creep managed to do what he prevented tens of millions around the world from doing in the 1930s through 1945. Which was live peacefully to a ripe old age:

Not in a quaint boarding house in Somerset, England under the name Mr. Hilter, like Monty Python suggested:

But openly in a German enclave in Argentina built by the Nazis in preparation of their plan for military domination of the globe going tits up. Which obviously it did. .

Here's a video tracing the whole history of "Operation Eagle Flight," from three months ago:

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While I highly recommend you watch it, because it's as comprehensive as it is fascinating, I understand not everybody has a half hour in the middle of the day to dedicate to watching a YouTube. Even if it is about history's most notorious genocidal maniac possibly escaping justice. So I'll try to summarize it briefly in bullet points:

--Rather than take the coward's way out like he should have on April 30th, 1945 as the Soviet Red Army was closing in on his bunker, Hitler and Eva Braun were already gone. They'd used an escape tunnel to the subway, then to a plane that was standing by for them. All arranged by Martin Bormann

--From there, it was like the map sequence from an Indiana Jones movie. (Which is ironic given who Indy was always going up against.) The flight took them to Denmark. Then to the Baltics. Then to Spain, where the government was paid off with Nazi gold. Then the Canary Islands, where they got on board Nazi sub U-518, which was designed with battery life enough to cross the Atlantic round trip on a single charge. 

--U-518 was supposedly sunk by the Allies, but no sign of its destruction was ever recovered or even spotted. Later a Police Commissioner in Argentina reported it was spotted along the coast, but he was ordered to disregard the eyewitness accounts. Then in 2022, researchers found an identical make and model U-Boat sunk in the very spot witnesses said they saw subs being scuttled, dove the site and positively identified it as U-518. But was told that was just a rock formation. 

--Bormann's plan had included a phase code named "Operation Land of Fire" which consisted of a "secret paradise" German village in Patagonia. The Argentine President then was Juan Peron, the husband of Evita, from the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical of the same name. Perons was all too happy to assist the Nazis, before he himself was overthrown. 

--One of the key features of the village the Krauts built with Peron's cooperation were medical facilities specializing in treating Parkinson's, which Schickelgruber had, as evidenced by all his shaky hands footage as the war went on and his situation worsened. 

--Not long after Germany's surrender, the OSS (the Department of War's precursor to the CIA) decoded a message from Bormann to Argentina: "The package arrives." Now, that's not definitive proof he was talking about Hitler. But given all the time, effort, and investment that went into building the infrastructure of the place, it's not out of the realm. And given this was eight decades before a guy in an electric van would be dropping a box on your front porch every other day, it safe to assume he wasn't confirming delivery of those rolls of shelf liner your wife ordered. If nothing else, we know it was something important arriving. 

--Next, there are plenty of eyewitness accounts of people who not only saw, but met and spoke with an aging Fuhrer. A maid. A hotel owner. A gardener. A farmer. A shopkeeper. They could've all been wrong about meeting the single most recognizable person of the 20th century. But do the math. 

--Furthermore, there are JFK assassination documents declassified in 2017 include a 1955 CIA document where an asset reports a former SS Officer telling him Hitler was still alive. And the file includes a photo of ol' Square 'Stache. But the Station Chief had been told to drop it because the war had been over more than 10 years, so they couldn't prosecute Hitler even if they wanted to. Because apparently building a network of camps where you send children, their mothers, the elderly, and other assorted civilizians to be tortured and worked to death had a Statute of Limitations back then. 

--Among those convinced that Hitler not only escaped, but did so with help from the US was Stalin. Though the Russians did claim to have parts of his skull. A few years ago, that bone fragment was tested and turned out to have the DNA of a woman in her 40s. They still claim to have his jaw, but after the embarrassment of that big reveal, the testing is pretty much over. 

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--You can figure out the rest yourself. Anyone who's familiar with Operation Paperclip, in which the same Nazi scientists who built rockets with slave labor were hired for our space program, pretty much knows the rest. Long before American troops were shipped home from Europe, our spy agencies were already on an anti-Communist footing. And considered Nazis to be assets to be protected and put to "good" use. 

Which means it's possible these files Milei is promising to release might actually prove one of those assets was the Head fucking Nazi himself. The one who painted Europe red with the blood of innocents. After all these years, the generations that owe their life and liberty to the people who defeated Germany deserve to know. Still, it's a "be careful what you wish for" scenario. This truth might get very, very ugly.