The Hawk Tuah Girl Says That The SEC Investigated Her $HAWK Meme Coin That Lost Investors Millions And Is Not Pursuing Charges

Let me start off by saying I don't even know why I'm still writing about this. My heart says leave, but my head says keep going because for some reason, thousands and thousands of people are actually still interested in the Hawk Tuah girl and her memecoin project that went horribly wrong. Some of the easiest pageviews you'll ever see. Anyway, what we've learned is that all it takes is a 4 month nap and hiding from the Internet if you're involved in a memecoin project that causes investors to lose millions of dollars:

Do I feel bad for anyone dumb enough to get in bed with a memecoin named after a celebrity who gained her fame by giving her best fellatio techniques during a street interview? Not in the slightest, and no matter how many Coffeezilla videos or complaints on the Internet there are, all we've learned is that memecoins are a joke and "crime is legal". And the good news is if you couldn't care less about this sorta stuff, you may never see another blog on this sports website about memecoins again. Unless Dave gets back in the trenches and launches a Barstool coin in which case I'm throwing any opinions I have out the window and responsibly investing.

P.S. Telling your children you lived in a world where a memecoin named after blowjob techniques reached a $490 MILLION market cap before they pulled the rug on it is straight out of the movies and here we are.