Fuck You Nate: The Florida Gators Shit Pump Maryland

How’d that ass fucking feel Nate? Glad your stupid turtles were able to make it a close game for 20 minutes before we flipped you over and blew your back out. All I’ve done is add to my office body count this tournament. Last week it was Jack Mac and Jeff D Lowe, this week it’s Nate. But don’t worry there’s plenty of Gator dick for everyone. I don’t know if we have any Texas Tech alumni but if we do, get ready to get fucked because this Florida Gators team is special. 

Last night was what I like to call a proper beatdown. Even with our star player, Walter Clayton, having an average game, we still completely dominated Maryland. Honestly, we didn’t just win—we obliterated them. And we did it without our starting center for the entire game.

This team is so deep, so locked in, and so bought into one another that beating them is going to be a serious challenge for anyone. If I’m being honest, there isn’t a single team left in this tournament that has me worried. Sure, Duke is an elite program—no one’s denying that—but I’ll tell you what they don’t have: six wins against top-25 teams this month. The Florida Gators are battle-tested. We ran through the SEC Tournament like it was a walk in the park, and now we’re doing it on the biggest stage of them all.

I told everyone: we would not face a better-coached team than UConn for the rest of the tournament. And you know what? We played our worst game of the tourney against them and still found a way to win. That’s what great teams do. That’s not arrogance; that’s just facts. This Florida Gators squad isn’t just a contender—we are the team to beat.

Side note: How awesome was it to see Bennett Anderson score a bucket in the Sweet 16? At first, I had no idea why the crowd was going crazy when he made that shot. Then the announcers explained—he’s not even a regular player; he’s a team manager. A guy who wasn’t quite good enough to make the roster but was valuable enough to be kept around. And when he scored? The pure joy on his face and the way his teammates erupted—it was a moment that showed exactly what this team is about.

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It’s moments like that, those small but powerful sparks, that keep the momentum rolling. Another blowout win, another night proving why this team is different. The Florida Gators aren’t just here to compete—we’re here to take it all.