From Pamela Anderson to Chesty Morgan, a Good Pic Can Get the Job Done!
James Devaney. Getty Images.The hottest pic in my collection is of Pamela Anderson, but I couldn't post it here because of copyrights. I purchased it a couple of years ago on eBay for $75 and it's signed and came with a Beckett COA.
There's no shortage of pics of hot-looking women online—hundreds of thousands you can buy or view—some with clothes, some without.
It wasn't always that way, especially for Boomers who reached puberty during the '60s and '70s.
In the movie "Cool Hand Luke" (1967), George Kennedy played the inmate shot caller, Clarence "Dragline" Slidell, and he told his fellow incarcerated chain-gangers they could sneak a peak of the photo of a sexy girl he had so long as they didn't try to memorize it. We're guys. We need visual stimulation. Women get that and take full advantage of us. And that's okay with me…
There was nothing more visually stimulating in Cool Hand Luke than Joy Harmon, or as Dragline amply named her, Lucille, washing a car. She was taking full advantage of her captive audience. It was pure joy and utter torture…
If your friend's father had a porn stash or subscribed to Playboy, Penthouse, or Hustler, you went to his house after school to sneak a peek and maybe put some of it to memory. If your dad had a stash, and nobody was home, you got to spend some quality time with his adult magazines, and no one was the wiser, provided you put 'em back carefully so it didn't look like they'd been compromised.
Women looked very different in those days. They weren't chiseled. They were softer, less muscular, curvy as hell, and busty. The most popular models and movie stars had huge ta-tas.
I was a senior in high school in '74 when Deadly Weapons was released. Oddly enough, they featured it at drive-ins, and at least in Braintree (Massachusetts), passersby could see the huge screen from the highway, causing excessive traffic and multiple fender benders…
John Kisch Archive. Getty Images.My first photo love was Italian film star Sophia Loren, with Gina Lollobrigida coming in a close second.
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Jayne Mansfield had all the right stuff: bleach-blonde hair and spectacular ta-tas. Unfortunately, she died very young, but not before giving birth to Mariska Hargitay…
Michael Ochs Archives. Getty Images.French sex kitten Brigitte Bardot was so fucking hot it she needed some cooling down during this photo shoot…
Sweedish-born film star and singer Ann-Margret could tighten up anyone's nutsack with her red-headed sultry good looks and raspy voice…
Walt Disney Television Photo Archives. Getty Images.The Playboy Bunnies always got my attention. I couldn't keep my eyes off the real-life Barbi, Barbi Benton, who dated Hugh Hefner from '68-'76. She appeared on the cover of Playboy Magazine four times and in many centerfolds…
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Jessica Simpson's portrayal of Daisy Duke in Dukes of Hazzard (2005) rivals Joy Harmon's Lucille in Cool Hand Luke, though many Hazzard aficionados still prefer Catherine Bach…
We Boomers are still drawn to the women we admired in our youth, like All-American heartthrob Raquel Welch. She's gone but certainly not forgotten…
Getty Images.Every generation of testosterone-filled guys had their poster girl. My go-to was Sophia Loren. She's 90 now, but I'm pretty sure she could still bring it, and if not, there are thousands of pics of her younger self that can.
When you were young, dumb, and full of cum, who got the job done for you?
Because there are "Angels in the centerfold…"