It's Getting Extremely Pathetic How Udonis Haslem Continues To Try And Make Threats About Beating Up Paul Pierce
Jesse D. Garrabrant. Getty Images.You'll never believe this and I don't want to shock you, but it appears Udonis Haslem is still trying to do the "tough guy" act when it comes to his beef with Paul Pierce/Boston. I know, you're probably thinking how on Earth could this be the case at this point in life, but here we are.
Just give it a rest Udonis, it's enough already. You aren't going to do anything, everyone is over 40 years old, and honestly, it's beyond cringy to the point where I almost feel bad for him. He keeps trying to play this act
and each time it's more embarrassing than the last. I feel like this is the definition of talking the talk and not walking the walk. If you have this supposed beef and you keep talking about how you're going to do something about it, then do something about it! Paul Pierce isn't hard to find, he's around. Instead, the only move Haslem has is to what, makes these types of threats/comments on a podcast? And that's supposed to make him look tough?
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Like at some point, you can't keep crying wolf like this and then do nothing about it. Sure all the Heat fans who are having a tough time accepting the Celts have passed them will love it, but everyone else? I'm not sure how you could listen to that clip, add to all the other things Haslem continues to say, and not feel extremely embarrassed for him.
Also, we're talking about a dude who was stabbed 11 times and then immediately played all 82 games of an NBA season. The idea that Pierce is soft or that he'd get his ass whooped is very funny. I think that's partially what makes this whole thing such a brutal look for Haslem. If anyone is a fake tough guy, it's probably him. Given that he keeps trying to play this card on podcasts and then does nothing in real life tells you everything you need to know.
I get it, Heat Culture is in the gutter right now. This weird beef is pretty much all they have as a fanbase, so I can understand why Haslem refuses to let it go. He probably wants the dopamine hit from @HeatCulture305 RTing this clip as a way to cope and distract everyone from what a disaster the Heat are and how the Dark Ages are most likely upon them.
But seriously, enough already. You aren't going to fight Paul Pierce, so just shut the fuck up about it already