In What Might Be The Hardest Paternal Test Of All Time, Pornstar Bonnie Blue Who Famously Slept With 1,057 Men In A Day Is Allegedly Pregnant

Twitter is abuzz with a few things right now: the whole Solana memecoin space that probably requires a Masters degree to understand fully, and news of Bonnie Blue's pregnancy. If you live under a rock, meet Bonnie Blue who gained some notoriety for sleeping with 1,057 men in a single day, and also letting Meek Phill cop a feel in the NYC office:

I've kept up with the story mainly because it's pageviews city, but we have a real problem on our hands here. London hasn't had a harder mystery to solve since Jack The Ripper, and I'm not totally sure how you figure out whose paternal DNA this baby would come out with in this scenario. The line would look like one of those Crumble cookie ones that people wait hours for to try the "world's best cookie" and then multiply it by some. England's version of Maury is Jeremy Kyle, who hung up the DNA-testing jersey years ago, but he may need to reenter the fold for this one.

This is after all the woman who said that all men cheat on their wives and made her a millionaire:

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In times like this, there's only you and I's best guess, and a shockingly grim reminder that this is the society we live in today. To numbers 1 through 1057 and beyond, good luck out there fellas.