Only LeBron James Could Screw Up Dunking On Someone Like Doug Gottlieb

I break up my 4 hour delay at the airport to bring you the latest in the Doug Gottlieb at Green Bay saga. 

(But before that let’s take a quick second to tell you that my delay is far less entertaining than the Spittin Chiclets guys who just cracked me up with these tweets.) 

Anyway. This time we have one of the worlds most famous athletes and likely most famous basketball player deciding he wants to jump on the pile of Doug Gottlieb and how awful his season has been. 

Now, this is textbook LeBron. I feel like he strictly tried to find things to make him look cool, except he just comes off looking calculated and pathetic. Lebron likely found out the world has already taken their victory laps over and over on Gottlieb and figured now was his time to join the party. Loser behavior but that’s what he’s done his entire career.,

Anyway, normally this would be a massive L for Gottlieb. His team has reached such lows that LEBRON IS WEIGHING IN? Automatic L. You can’t possibly get any lower and that’s something considering all the shit he’s been through this season. But of course, LeBron fumbled the bag like he so often does and didn’t bother to realize that Green Bay WON THEIR GAME YESTERDAY! 

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What an idiot! Only LeBron could fuck this up to now have the world be like “well actually they won yesterday.” If you ask me Doug won this. LeBron is so pathetic and insecure he had literally 4 months to throw a punch and picks the one time when the opponent is at his highest (or maybe just not lower than he has been) in months. Absolute moron. Only a dope like LeBron could fuck this up to this degree.