USA vs Canada Started Off With 3 Straight Fights in 9 Seconds After Canadian Scumbags Boo'd The National Anthem
If those piece of shit Canadians want to boo the Star Spangled Banner, then that's fine. Nothing Team USA can do about that. They are soft people living in a soft country, and it's not like Team USA can climb into the stands at the Bell Centre to beat the brakes off of each and every one of those little bitches in the crowd.
But you want to know what they can do? They can put the Tkachuk brothers out there for the opening puck drop, and Matthew Tkachuk can beat the wheels off of Brandon Hagel. Immediately after that fight wraps up, they can keep Brady Tkachuk out there for the next faceoff and he can beat the brakes off of Sam Bennett.
And after Brady gets done rag dolling Matthew's teammates in Florida, we finally had a puck drop that didn't immediately result in 4 gloves hitting the ice. But just a few seconds later, we have JT Miller going after Colton Parayko after the whistle.
3 fights in 9 seconds. How much of a dipshit do you have to feel like right now if you're a Canadian fan at the Bell Centre? 3 of your dudes just got their ass beat all because you wanted to be little pricks during the national anthems.
I don't think I'm exaggerating right now when I say that may have been the most important 9 seconds of hockey in the last 45 years. Think about how many years we've wasted with NHL All-Star Games that nobody actually cares about, and surely nobody who isn't already a huge fan of hockey. Now we get a full blown war where these guys are legitimately trying to kill each other on the ice. If you weren't a hockey fan before, you sure as shit are now.
P.S. -- The Tkachuk family is the greatest family in American history. They are as big of patriots as they come. Absolute legends.
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