5-Star Receiver Boobie Feaster Has Reclassified to the 2026 Class — Did You Hear His Name Is BOOBIE FEASTER

I had to quadruple-check to make sure this tweet was real. Boobie Feaster is apparently not some 12-year-old's Call of Duty username, but instead the name of the now-No. 4 wide receiver in the 2026 class after reclassifying from 2027.

I've never been more enamored with a prospect in my life. Haven't even watched the kid's highlights yet. Don't care. Boobie Feaster is going to be a star and will put up NIL numbers the likes of which we've never seen before.

If Boobie is smart, he'll ask to have his first initial on the back of his jersey because the campus bookstore won't be able to keep "B. Feaster" in stock. That jersey will go triple platinum at the frat parties of whatever school is lucky enough to receive Boobie's services. This kid has a dream revenue setup if he plays his cards right.

And oh by the way, he's a five-star. Feaster listed Oregon, LSU, USC, Texas, Texas A&M and Tennessee as some of his top schools. I trust this young man will make the right decision.