Kanye West & Bianca Censori Are Getting Divorced
The Mirror - Kanye West and Bianca Censori's relationship is potentially coming to a crashing end, according to reports.
After the rapper and architect made a splash at the Grammys, Kanye insisted he had control over Bianca. However, now, sources are saying she stepped away from the relationship. On the award show red carpet, Bianca appeared particularly tense as she stripped down fully nude, exposing her body.
Fuck man. I wonder what happened. He was so in love in just a week ago. Is Bianca even allowed to do that? I'm shocked Kanye would allow a divorce to happen. That somewhere in the prenup Bianca didn't completely sign away her rights as a human.
The" joke", which definitely had a disturbing amount of truth to it, was always that Bianca was Kanye West's property. But you're crazy if you don't think Kanye at minimum had his lawyers do some sniffing around about what it would take for him to legally own his wife. Nobody would have been shocked if instead of today's headlines reading KANYE WEST DIVORCE, they read, KANYE WEST FILES TO MAKE WIFE BIANCA LEGAL SLAVE.
Good for Bianca for getting the hell out of there. I'm guessing that wasn't an easy thing to do. The $5 million she's reportedly getting in the divorce, along with whatever other money and fame she walks away from that relationship with, she's earned it. Considering everything that comes along with being Kanye West's muse for 2 full-years, all those pictures on the internet that will live forever, $5 million + perks actually seems like pretty reasonable compensation. Imagine the book she could write if Kanye didn't certainly make her sign a stack of NDA's for breakfast every morning.
In a weird way, seeing that Bianca is the one who pushed for the break up almost makes me more sad for her. Because as crazy as Kanye is, and as insanely revealing as all those outfits were, there was always a small part of me that wondered/hoped, "Well she might want to be naked too. The fashion world is weird. Maybe she thinks Kanye's behavior is just... art? Maybe she sees herself as being a part of some groundbreaking movement."
But now she's reportedly filing for divorce, it kind of puts a stamp on what we all thought was probably the case. That she was equally as uncomfortable with the shit Kanye had her do as the rest of the world was. But I suppose that doesn't have to be entirely true. Bianca could still enjoy the whole fashion aspect of their relationship, but draw the line at full-blown Nazi husband. That's a pretty reasonable thing to divorce a husband for in its own right. It would be very funny if now that she's no longer with Kanye, if she started appearing in public even more naked. If we just never didn't see Bianca's vagina on the internet again. She starts her own clothing line that's just $10,000 boxes of air to drape over your naked body before hitting Rodeo Drive. It turns out the whole time, Kanye was the one censoring her.
I know for most people, we've long since reached the "Why are we giving him attention?" stage of the Kanye West life cycle. But hopefully this will put a nice neat bow on this particular Kanye West manic episode. I'm sure now that the proclaimed love of his life is divorcing him, Kanye will take a good long hard look in the mirror and seriously consider his actions. He'll get back on the meds, lay low for a while, put out some more clothing that comes from a 3D-printer, and then finally get around to finishing Yandhi.
In all seriousness, that is kinda how the Kanye West life cycle goes. He never keeps the Nazi energy up for too long. But who knows? Maybe this time is different. He is an immensely unpredictable guy capable of anything at any time. Just a shooting star of batshit crazy that reveals itself once in a blue moon. It shines super bright, and super hot. It's always super entertaining at first. But then it overstays its welcome and people just want it to fucking disappear and never come back. Unless he's got some sick beats to drop.