Sergio Aguero Vowed He'd Cut Off His Testicles If Manchester City Lost To Real Madrid, And, Well, People Are Ready For Him To Pay Up

This is far from the first time we've seen an outrageous bet/punishment supporting a team. We know about the Florida State dogshit guy. I'm just begging that nobody and I mean nobody show this one to John Rich. Can't have him taking one for the team again and cutting his testicles off. Plus, I believe he still has to cut his head off first, so one at a time here. But we were talking fans, not Sergio Aguero, a former star. 

I did read everything and didn't see the out he clearly has. Last night's game was the first leg. Man City can still advance in this new Champions League format, but they did lose 3-2 yesterday. Not only did they lose, they lost in devastating fashion: 

This is where you gotta be clear in your offerings. Are you cutting testicles off if Man City doesn't advance or if they lost to Real Madrid in England like they did yesterday? This easily has to be the most nervous anyone can be, right? I wouldn't put my nuts on the line, not when Real Madrid is just a different monster in Champions League. I don't care how bad they look, they are inevitable in this event. Feel like you need to save your testicles for a time Man City is a pretty heavy favorite. 

The lesson as always is don't say something on the Internet if you don't want people begging you to cut your nuts off. We live in a world where this stuff happens and then you have to go and delete your account if you're a fan and pretend that nothing ever happened. Sergio Aguero is going to be asked about this all week now.