Karl Ravech Is Baffled That SEC Teams Are 82-82 In Conference Play, Apparently Can't Comprehend There's A Winner And Loser Every Game

How does this keep happening?

Actually, I can understand why Ravech said this. Karl Ravech sucks at calling college basketball games. He doesn't want to be there, all he ever does is try to work in baseball talk and in the SEC we're stuck with him and Jimmy Dykes calling every big game (see: every Kentucky game) while Tom Hart and Dane Bradshaw are right there. 

But, I mean, anyone with a brain knows that the SEC and every other conference in America would be exactly .500 in conference play. Little secret here: every game has a winner and a loser. Breaking news, I know, but apparently Karl Ravech needs to be made aware of this. Karl Ravech calls multiple SEC games a week. This isn't like he was dropped in from Baseball Tonight to call this game and is shocked to see SEC is 82-82 since January 4. He knows they've only played each other. That's what makes this all even more confusing. He came to a conclusion that there's no dominant team because of this, in a game where Alabama is 10-1 in conference. 

This is a good litmus test to see who has some common sense though. If you don't understand how a conference is .500 in conference play, maybe you get suspended from calling games. That seems fair.