Goldfish Is Coming Out With A Limited Edition Harry Potter "Butterbeer" Flavor And I'll Be Buying Every Bag

UMMM HOLY SHIT?!?!! Butterbeer flavored graham goldfish?? Sign me the FUCK up. I might need to call up the Snack Boys for this one. I am a massive goldfish fan to begin with (original flavor is elite, pizza is pretty good too, cheddar a distant third) and I've never even considered there being a graham cracker twist on them. They of course make Pretzel goldfish, and real ones know that the second you start eating Teddy Grahams you'll be shoving fistfuls in your mouth until they're gone. 

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Why not combine these two and create something SPECTACULAR? On top of all that, we have two new shapes in the mix? If I'm being real I thought the "glass" was actually Hedwig, but its clear to me now we've got a frothy mug of Butterbeer goodness and a barrel. FUN! CUTE! HOW MANY CAN I FIT IN MY MOUTH AT ONCE!?

Harry Potter is truly the franchise that will live forever. There are so many fans, fun ideas and cute collaborations to keep the eCommerce czars happy, all while we wait for the new Harry Potter "Epic Universe" section to open up in Universal:

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Why don't we skip the whole song and dance and just make the Potterverse our reality? Is everyone down to cosplay until the end of time? I truly think it'll make us all a lot happier. 

Until then, I'll be shoving Butterbeer Goldfish down my throat until I choke!