Trump Got So Bored During The Super Bowl He Banned Pennies

This is killing me. He's at the game!!!! He's sitting up there in his box watching this slaughter and is like you know what, it's time to BAN PENNIES! It's the 4th quarter of the Super Bowl and he's like fuck it, those pennies gotta go, AND THEY GOTTA GO NOW! 

It's relatable as hell though- That's what happens when the Eagles are putting up a 40 burger on the Chiefs, your mind starts to wander. If you haven't started thinking about work tomorrow, or "oh yeah I need to book that flight", or something of that sort, you're a liar. Trump just happens to President so he starts thinking of president things. 

RIP to the penny though. You've been a valiant warrior. We started hearing rumors of the penny's demise like 30 years ago, it's a miracle its hung on this long. I'll miss pennies. I mean, sorta. I'll miss the idea of pennies, I haven't touched a penny in years. But we'll all miss those little shiny bastards nonetheless.