Kanye West is Transitioning to Autistic
Kanye West has reached a level of pure insanity that I aspire to be at someday. Unfortunately, I'm too much of a coward to ever allow myself to fully get there. I was also born with a normally functioning brain. There's a certain amount of drugs you have to take, on top of a pre-disposed mental illness and/or CTE in order to achieve what I call "peak brain". Achieving peak brain is a dangerous game. I don't think it can even be done intentionally. You have to get the measurements of your drugs + mental illness cocktail just right. One wrong turn and you find yourself holding a gun to your own head. But if you manage to get it right, your brain will permanently re-wire itself in a way that be rids you of all insecurities. Your ability to feel shame and humiliation will disappear. You'll live purely on impulse with no fear of repercussions, and your ego will explode beyond measure as you're overcome with an extreme sense of entitlement that leads you to believe the world revolves around you and you alone.
Peak brain manifests itself in different ways. Most people who've achieved it are jacking off on public transit as we speak. But on that subway car... of all the people in pure disgust questioning how they got to a point in life where they're sharing a commute with this despicable homeless vagrant... it's the homeless vagrant who's smiling. He is in his own world. He's having the time of his life. He's having more fun than everybody else on that train combined.
The rules of society don't apply to the Kanye West's, Antonio Brown's, Ben Mintz's, or the homeless-drug-addicts-jacking-off-on-trains of the world. They don't carry the weight of their problems on their shoulders the way you or I do. They wake up every day and do exactly what they want, when they want, consequences be damned. And no matter how dire things may look for them from the outside, in their minds they are.... I don't want to call it "happiness"... because a peak brain doesn't experience human emotion the way we do. They're incapable of holding onto them for longer than a few seconds at a time. The best comparison I can think of is if you put the brain of a golden retriever in a functioning human body. Their minds are only capable of experiencing what is directly in front of their face at a given moment. It's a beautiful way to live. I envy them.
Medical professionals could study Kanye's brain and come up with 100 different explanations for why he is the way he is. For the longest time, Kanye claimed he was bi-polar. He called it his super power. Now Kanye is hopping on the autism train, according to an interview he did with Justin Laboy on "The Download". A podcast which I suspect Kanye had his friend Justin start purely for the purpose of interviewing Kanye.
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I do relate to one thing Kanye said in the brief minute long clip where he announced that he's transitioning to a new mental illness. When people tell him that he can't do a certain thing, it just makes him want to do it even more. I never have the balls to act on that impulse. But I'm not operating on the level Kanye is. When people tell Kanye he can't parade his hot wife around like a trophy, he's going to take his wife for a night out on the town like she's the Stanley Cup. He's going to tweet out a grainy Polaroid picture of him shoving his swollen tongue down her throat, and have her get fully naked at a party with a million cameras that neither of them were invited to.
After that, when people get even angrier about Kanye trotting out his hot wife for the world to gawk at. When people accuse Kanye of treating Bianca like property, and question whether or not she's wearing these absurdly revealing outfits by her own free will, or if she's merely terrified of disobeying her psychopath husband. Kanye will channel his inner Steve Harvey and reveal that he's writing a book about his wife titled "Wife By Husband".
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To quote the great drunk poet Charles Bukowski, "sadness is caused by intelligence". The more you understand certain things, the more you wish you didn't understand them. A man with peak brain understands nothing. Which allows them to believe they understand everything. I bet that feels awesome. Whatever Kanye West is up to at this very moment, whether he's in the studio whipping up beats for his next album, fashioning a pair of DDD back tits for the ol' ball and chain, or halting traffic in the middle of an intersection so paparazzi can photograph her…
Whatever Kanye is doing, you can rest assured believes it is of the utmost importance to the world at large. Same with Antonio Brown. Same with Dennis Rodman. Same with Ben Mintz. Same with the homeless guy jacking off on the F train. Kanye is a billionaire now. Ben Mintz is having a blast a Super Bowl week. But who knows where their brains will take them in the end. Nobody would be shocked if 5 years from now, the two of them are together on the subway horrifying commuters with their exposed penises. But regardless of where they end up, I promise you, they won't have a care in the world.