Jameis Asked Saquon Who Is Going To Sign Him In Free Agency And Saquon Replied That He Thinks The Giants Need A Quarterback, Which Is Just The Latest Big L For Big Blue

Let's go live to East Rutherford to get John Mara's reaction to this:

There was a younger me that would've hated to see my favorite team get clowned by their ex-franchise player as he gets ready to win a Super Bowl for their arch rivals. But that me is dead. Murdered by the mamaluke pinching his nose above along with the brainlesstrust of bozos he has hired to run his franchise into the ground.

Don't get me wrong, I don't enjoy watching that clip. But I think everything the Giants have done since the time they drafted Saquon with the number 2 pick made that clip possible, so they deserve what they get which has led me to become numb to all the people pointing and laughing at all of us Giants fans pretty much since Eli was benched for Geno Smith. 

Plus let's be honest, Jameis being the Giants quarterback would be soooooo much more entertaining than the other options when the team is inevitably out of the playoff race before Halloween once again. You get all the memeability of Tommy DeVito except by a quarterback that can actually play quarterback at the NFL level. The interceptions may suck, but you can't go 30/30 without throwing 30 touchdowns!

Truth be told, I don't care who the Giants QB is until Arch rightfully takes the throne with some help from his grandpa, which Texas fans keep telling me will NOT be in the 2026 NFL Draft. That's fine I guess. I've waited this long for a savior, what's one or two more years? Nothing can get worse than this season…right?

RIGHT?!?

Same, John. Fucking same. Clean up your franchise and stop this darkest timeline from continuing any longer while your favorite player continues to punk you.

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