Holy Shit: The Lakers Just Traded Anthony Davis For Luka Doncic In What Might Be The Craziest Trade In NBA History

Listen, I was dead asleep and my phone on do not disturb kept going off from calls which means I thought either I had a horrible tragedy on my hands or the Lakers finally did something. And holy fuck did they do something. I'm the only real Lakers fan at this entire company and I may actually have tears in my eyes while writing this blog. I see Greenie in the backend trying to write this blog first and if I were a Celtics fan I wouldn't worry about blogging but worrying about how you're gonna beat this team. LeBron just went into MSG and showed them why he's the greatest of all time in a rout, and then an hour later we've got Luka on our team? Am I dreaming?

Goodbye to Anthony Davis who has earned his Lakers pinstripes and then some. I hate to see him go, but I love to watch him leave if that means we're getting Luka and LeBron together. I don't even care that we need center help and that just became an even bigger issue because the only thing I can think about right now is banner number 18. 

I don't even really know what else to put in here other than this probably has a case of being the craziest trade in sports history and I don't think it's even particularly up for debate. Off to go watch Luka highlights for the next 8 hours instead of getting some REM sleep.

P.S. Rob Pelinka we forgive you!

P.S.S Most unstoppable trio in the league:

P.S.S: Is this the dumbest GM statement in history after giving up the 2nd best player in the league behind LeBron (ha) who is only 25 years old? Defense wins championships? Thank you Nico Harrison!