The New Post Malone Oreos Are So Crazy, They Just May Work

Let me start this off by stating the obvious. I love Oreos. In fact my biggest beef with Oreos is how bad I feel about myself after I eat an entire row after looking "to just have a couple of cookies". Granted, that is much more of a Me problem than an Oreo problem.

The other thing I haven't loved about Oreo is how crazy they got with their flavors a little while back. It felt like every week we would get three new random flavored cremes slapped on those iconic cookies that would cause a slight stir on the internet before being ignored on the grocery store shelves. To their credit, it seems like Oreo settled down with that stuff.

Which is why I winced when I saw that Post Malone had his own Oreo coming out. But that beautiful son of a bitch may have absolutely crushed it.

It's one thing to go with the dueling chocolate and golden cookie like the Heads or Tails combo. But to do it with a salted caramel and shortbread creme is some next level shit. I know there will be people that blindly hate it just because of the way it looks. But they were probably also the same people who were scared of Post Malone because of the way he looked then realized he had the auto tuned voice of an angel along with the personality of our beloved sweet Trent. Post Malone may not be your cup of coffee, but you have to admit he's a pretty damn awesome person, even if he's a Cowboys fan. 

I've already alerted Eddie that these are at the top of the Snack Boys' Must Try list and hopefully we'll be able to bang out a review when we are together in New Orleans for The Dozen Big Game Classic IV. 

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I still plan to have multiple heaping portions of jambalaya and gumbo down in the Big Easy. But these Post Malone Oreos must be on the menu as well.

Speaking of the Snack Boys, here are our last few videos featuring our takeover of the Pop-Tarts Bowl, our review of Skittles new freeze-dried candy Skittles Pop'd, and Taco Bell's new chicken nuggets: